@taupecat Beats being trampled to death in a WalMart. #
Listen, Betty, don’t start in with your white zone shit again. #
Nervous? A little. First time? No, I’ve been nervous lots of times. #
Want me to check the weather, Clarence? No, why don’t you take care of it. #
Headquarters, what is it? It’s a big building [...]

@DorkmanScott No, he just has that metallic twinge in his voice that I would’ve sworn was added, but which I guess Peter Cullen just has. #
The Thanksgiving Tradition: Over consumption, lethargy, and watching other people strenuously exert themselves. Ah, America… #Thanksgiving #

@hodgman I’m sorry. I’m assuming there was some kind of navigational error involved? #
It’s so nice to be able to walk into an American history museum, proud to be an American. #
Just so everyone knows, Optimus Prime is now the voice of Eeyore. Yeah, it’s as weird as it sounds. #

Last day on set. Still need to pack and will probably get a grand total of an hour of sleep tonight before my flight tomorrow. #
Also, still doing thoroughly pointless lock ups even though it’s not my job. An hour until lunch, seven till wrap. #
Also, web on my phone has ceased functioning, cutting me [...]

The Nth time I’ve been asked to do a completely pointless lock up. Argh! #

Actually starting to get some writing done again. Boredom on set has finally reached a saturation point. Too bad tomorrow is my last day. #

Huh, It’s Always Sunny is kinda annoying in large doses. Who woulda thought? #

I have decided. I am going to be an actor. It’s the only way I can work in this industry and avoid any kind of heavy lifting. #
The Executive Producer bought everyone their own bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate the 100th roll of film. And this show is low budget! #
@Phitter Be really nice [...]

@taupecat COUGH COUGH. What’s that? I can’t read the screen through all this smoke and ash. Nah, I’m kidding, it’s 70 and beautiful. #
Caught up on Daily Show and Colbert Report just in time to rush out the door and go back to work. Late call means late wrap. Ugh. #

After 14 hours on set, it’s remarkable how little I care about where I’ve seen this location before. Just let me go the fuck home. #
@k_lau Congratulations! When’s the big day? #