- @taupecat Beats being trampled to death in a WalMart. #
- Listen, Betty, don’t start in with your white zone shit again. #
- Nervous? A little. First time? No, I’ve been nervous lots of times. #
- Want me to check the weather, Clarence? No, why don’t you take care of it. #
- Headquarters, what is it? It’s a big building where the generals are, but that’s not important right now. #
- The hospital, what is it? It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now. #
- The cockpit, what is it? It’s the little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that’s not important right now. #
- Surely, you can’t be serious. I am serious and don’t call me Shirley. #
- It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether! It’s an entirely different kind of flying. #
- Keep them at 34,000. [beat] No, feet. #
- Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle. It’s just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. #
- It’s a damn good thing he doesn’t know how much I hate his guts. It’s a damn good thing you don’t know how much he hates your guts. #
- Shaina, they BOUGHT their tickets. They KNEW what they were getting into. I say, LET ‘EM crash! #
- And besides, I’m 26 and I’m not married. How are you holding up? To be honest, I’ve never been so scared. But at least I have a husband. #
- The tower? The tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel! #
- Your husband and the others are alive, but unconscious. Just like Gerald Ford. #
- WZAZ, where disco lives forever! CRUNCH. #
- Captain, maybe we oughta turn on the searchlights now. No…that’s just what they’ll be expecting us to do… #
- He’s all over the place. 900 feet, up to 1300 feet. What an asshole! #
- I just want to tell you both, good luck. We’re all counting on you. #
- Okay, so that was plenty more than than I expected to do at the start of the movie. But it’s Airplane!(!) And I still left some out! #
- Officially have my plane ticket for the Obama Inauguration! Woot! #